FEATURING: ALAN COMMITTIE

AGE RESTRICTION: 13YRS

Funnyman Alan Committie returns to Kalk bay theatre with his latest standup show. In Comedy Gold, Committie will once again award comedy medals to all the quibbles, foibles, outrageous inconsistencies and multiple inefficiencies that made up modern living in 2025.

From elections and appalling selections, though air B&B’s and deleted WhatsApp messages but never ignoring Olympic shenanigans and dieticians, this show will be filled with all the customary wordplay, physical hi-jinx and surreal detours into fresh perspectives that you associate with this jester.

Also: a flipchart. Or even flipcharts.

In fact, THREE OF THEM

What a time to be alive!

Although not a trained athlete in the traditional sense, Committie is a highly respected and well regarded member of the Plumstead Amateur Association 7th team badminton squad (reserves).

And apparently doesn’t eat carbs on a Tuesday.

Did I mention there will be flipchart(s)?

Committie comments; “Comedy Gold is my 27th solo stand-up show and this year’s band new comedy offering promises some silly surprises and variations on a theme.

I attempt a TRYPTICH of flipchart mind maps. THREE flipcharts at once! A feat never attempted before by any sane person.

It’s school stationery taken to a new level. No CNA, just RSA.”

The show is coached by Chris Weare who may or may not be on a course of steroids but never for the reason you guessed.